I...wha?..how?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 04/08/2016 at 21:41 • Filed to: None

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Someone managed to get a 44 second time on a ~9km long stage?

bob and john > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 21:43

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wouldnt surprise me if they just waitfor 99 min and 59 seconds or something and have the timer reset like an old odo.

djmt1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 21:51

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Wait, so are you actually from Essex?

Dusty Ventures > djmt1 04/08/2016 at 21:53

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No, but his tee is

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 21:56

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My guess is that there was 3rd party software assistance.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > djmt1 04/08/2016 at 21:58

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Does my name say “Essex”, or “EssEx”?

djmt1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 21:59

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I DON’T KNOW!?!!!!??!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > bob and john 04/08/2016 at 22:00

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There’s a max timer of 15min for short stages and 30min for double length ones. Any time longer than that just goes down as that max time.

pjhusa > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 22:05

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Cheats.

Sam > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 22:30

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There is a gravity hack people use. It lets you fly over the stage, basically. E-peen engorgement.

PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 22:31

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I just always read it as Es Sex Tee.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PatBateman 04/08/2016 at 22:40

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No.

PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 22:51

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E Sexty?

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/08/2016 at 23:02

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Seems like this always happens after a patch, someone manages to glitch an impossible time

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/09/2016 at 00:48

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I fucking love people who exploit bugs hahaha